Away with the Ranger

[2012/07/08 23:54]  The Raven climbs up on the table, almost face planting in the process and strikes a pose

 [2012/07/08 23:55]  The Raven:
Roadkilled Pig he called it
 turned out Bunny liked it too
 the Roadkilled Pig Tavern wit
 was too much for me or you

 I stand here on a table
 reciting a poem (at least trying)
 I'm surprised I'm even able
 It sure as hell beats spying!

[2012/07/08 23:56]  The Pretty Elf looks at the drunk standing atop the table and wonders what hes going to do next.... "Oooohh more tavern acrobatics! ".. she can't help but laugh.

[2012/07/08 23:57]  The Human Ranger snickers as Raven begins to recite and then claps excitedly "bravo!" she leans over to Hops and nods enthusiastically "he is very very good!"

 [2012/07/08 23:58]  Hops claps for  The Raven too, bracing his weight as The Human Ranger lean over, watching her with a critical eye. He chuckles, brining the excitement back into his tone, " Yes! Very talented. The Raven is a great bard! "

[2012/07/08 23:58]  The Raven: a JOURNEYMAN Bard!! Let's not forget my promotion!!

 [2012/07/08 23:59]  The Strange Girl makes for the entrance now that it is no longer 'blocked' by revelers yet to settle.

[2012/07/08 23:59]  The Pretty Elf worried about her safety...keeps an eye on The Strange Girl...

[2012/07/08 23:59]  The Strange Girl comes to an abrupt stop when she sees him out by the fountain.

[2012/07/08 23:59]  The Strange Girl "H... him."

[2012/07/09 00:00]  The Human Ranger of course begins to fall into Hops as she leans but jerks herself back and knocks into the bar on the other side. This brings another round of laughter and clapping at Raven's promotion "congratulations! I think....this calls for anudder drink"

[2012/07/09 00:00]  The Raven:  Who? Point me at him ussta Jallil, I shall smite him asunder for causing you such a fright!

[2012/07/09 00:00]  The Raven clumsily tries to draw his sword, only getting it part way out of the scabbard

[2012/07/09 00:01]  The Strange Girl is barely aware of the man next to her, but responds when his words at last make it through her growing anger and pain. "My Lord... no... I'm... my business requires him alive."

[2012/07/09 00:02]  The Raven: ah-HAH! This is good, I'm not so good at killing right now. I will go and capture him for you. Wait here.

[2012/07/09 00:03] Hops watches The Human Ranger tilt from one side to the other, drawing his hands up in an attempt to rest them on her shoulders, wanting to help steady her on her feet, " Human Ranger! I think you've had enough... "

[2012/07/09 00:03]  The Strange Girl trembles and seeths. She opens her right hand then, half prying it open with the fingers of her left, tears on her face as she does.

[2012/07/09 00:04]  The Human Ranger  feels Hop's hands come down on her shoulders and stops just before trying to order again "oh yes...and I'm all out of *hiccup* money" she turns and pouts at him like a chubby cheeked child "where did Raven go?"

[2012/07/09 00:06]  Hops lifts his hands away, though he watches her still, tilting his head as if that would help The Human Ranger with her balance, " He went outside. "

[2012/07/09 00:07]  The Human Ranger: "lets go then!" speaking a bit too loudly. She would try to grab up one of his hands and pull him towards the door and outside. Somehow she would manage to get out there without falling on her face again.

[2012/07/09 00:09] The Raven  is too drunk to understand that so just crosses his arms and stares at the other male, his mask hiding two thirds of his expression

[2012/07/09 00:11]  The Human Ranger stops at the top of the stairs and sits down, scooting from one step to the next on her ass till she is all the way down then stands back up wavering "I wonder what they're all doin over there" she would continue to get closer her eyes finally settling on The Demon "hey i know that guy...he's the one that like to sneak into ladies' windows!"

[2012/07/09 00:13]  Hops  follows Bunny across the way to stop behind her again, gasping at her words, " Sneaking into ladies windows?! Does he steal their clothes? "

[2012/07/09 00:14]  The Demon Dude glanced to The Human Ranger. "In all fairness...I thought it was a man's room."

[2012/07/09 00:14]  The Human Ranger's nose twitches "I don't know, maybe he wears them! < Some Blue Chick > wouldn't have liked some man in her panties I think" she turns to look back at The Demon strangely "you like to wear other men's panties?"

[2012/07/09 00:21] The Human Ranger was clearly drunk by her slurred speech and the way she waved back and forth from toe to heel and side to side. she turns around to hops and simply says "whatever it is he likes to do he shouldnt be sneaking into people's bedrooms" then whirls back around nearly

[2012/07/09 00:25]  The Raven backs up almost right into The Human Ranger, utterly lost while listening to the two ( The Strange Girl & The Demon )

[2012/07/09 00:31] The Human Ranger  starts laughing and squeezes his butt "squishy" she comments

[2012/07/09 00:31]  The Raven gasps indignantly, "I've buns of steel!"

[2012/07/09 00:31]  The Demon "...Molten steel it appears."

[2012/07/09 00:32]  The Human Ranger shakes her head "nay, they're quite soft really, nice and smackable!" leaning up on her toes to emphasize the last word near his ear

[2012/07/09 00:32]  The Raven: Oh... oh... okay... I'm neutral in the war or any conflicts between the lands... but that shit just ain't cool. Draw your weapon, sir, we fight for the honor of my ass.

[2012/07/09 00:33]  The Raven tries to sound impressive even while The Human Ranger makes sultry whisper noises in his ear

 [2012/07/09 00:33]  The Demon laughs quietly before pointing at The Human Ranger. "I will not fight, but I elect her as my Champion to fight in my stead."

 [2012/07/09 00:34]  The Human Ranger looks around Raven at The Demon then asks "did he insult your ass?"

[2012/07/09 00:35]  The Raven hollars, "the honor of my ass must be satisfied!" He then rounds on The Human Ranger, wrapping his arms around her, "but the rest of me is appeased with a Human Ranger-champion. Come, Hops, let us away with her and do naughty things."

[2012/07/09 00:36]  The Human Ranger was about ready to draw her bow and arrest The Demon for ass insulting and panty raiding...but then was caught up in Raven's embrace

[2012/07/09 00:37]  Hops loses the silent composure, grinning at Seth, as he clasps his hands together, "Oh, lets! What a grand idea , Raven. "

[2012/07/09 00:37]  The Raven bends at the waist and attempts to sling Bunny over his shoulder, staggering and quiet easy to unbalance

[2012/07/09 00:38]  The Human Ranger lands with an 'ooomph' over his shoulder, eyes a bit wide before she bursts into giggles "you better not drop me!"

 [2012/07/09 00:39]  The Raven: I may just yet drop you, but I promise to be really sad if I do. Where to, Hops!? We need not a soft bed to do naughty things to The Human Ranger... perhaps a quiet place though, so no one rescues her