Sunday, 1 July 2012

Would You Like Pixie Legs With That?

[2012/06/30 20:22]  The Human Ranger waits til the females leave then hops down off the roof to look at those remaining. she would address the prince "not of Uhre?" asking about those that just left

[2012/06/30 20:23]  Nightmare grins at The Raven, and looks up at The Human Ranger, "No not ours, we have people like The Raven training in these parts, and we're not about to jepodize that."

[2012/06/30 20:24]  The Raven clears his throat, "uh, your Grace... the surfacers have taken to calling me the Raven during my trading excusions."

[2012/06/30 20:24]  The Human Ranger looks pointedly at The Raven "training for what? are you the one that seeks (the awesome) for instruction?"

[2012/06/30 20:25]  The Raven ignores the human as he's addressing a prince of his realm

[2012/06/30 20:25]  Hops counts the cobblestones under his boots, blinking his eyes repeatedly

[2012/06/30 20:26]  Nightmare Chuckles, and adresses The Raven, "The Raven? thats an odd name for a bard, have your song already brought a famine amongts your fellow bards?" he pokes a little fun at The Raven, than ask, "How are they treating you?"

[2012/06/30 20:27]  The Human Ranger clicks her tongue "my my...another drow that is rude to females" she steps closer to him with a smile "is it because I lack your ebony skintone?"

[2012/06/30 20:28]  Hops 's brows knit together as the female's boots come into view,obscuring part of his view of the cobblestones he's counting down the row. He cants his head to the side slowly, trying to see past her legs.

[2012/06/30 20:28]  The Raven clenches his jaw as the Prince still holds his attention, he remains focused on the higher standing drow Prince, "they do, your grace. The name I think has more to do with my trade and curiosity than my song." He points at the human, "do you wish me to answer her questions?"

[2012/06/30 20:29]  Nightmare Shrugs at that, "Answer or not, as you see fit, your (awesome) now, so your wit is probably a beteer weapons them most swords."

[2012/06/30 20:30]  The Raven chuckles, "well they hardly hand out a bag of wits at the gates of the college or I'm sure more of (drow city) would be lined up there." He turns to the human, "yes, I'm that drow. Pardon my rudeness, ussta Jallil, this drow is a Prince and it does not suit me to ignore royalty for one of the rangers of another royal."

[2012/06/30 20:30]  Nightmare nods head to Hops, remembering hm from that one time in (Drow city), "Good to see you again." he says softly to him

[2012/06/30 20:32]  Hops looks up from the stones, turning to nod his head to Nightmare, " Do you fare well today?"

[2012/06/30 20:32]  The Human Ranger 's nose twitches "well you're standing in front of ranger hall, the prince has little power here" arches her brow and looks between them, eyes finally falling on Hops and his counting "what is wrong with that one? a large child perhaps?"

[2012/06/30 20:33]  The Raven lifts his chin at him, "he is MY Prince, my lady... and his power is exerted over me regardless of where I stand." He looks at Hops, "this is Hops, he's... touched."

[2012/06/30 20:33]  Nightmare nods to Hops, "Well enough, i had seen that (Some lady) got home safely here, and decided to poke around the forest over there for herbs." he points to sentinel dreams

[2012/06/30 20:34]  The Human Ranger waves her hand dismissively at his explanation then steps closer, blue eyes locked on the 'touched' one "he is adorable....would you like a cookie Hops?" she pulls one out of her pack and offers it to him

[2012/06/30 20:35]  The Raven holds out a hand to keep the human from getting too close to Hops, "uh,... I wouldn't do that if I were you."

[2012/06/30 20:35]  Hops looks around when Nightmare points, but from where he stands, he sees nothing. He blinks once, canting his head to the side as he stares side long at Nightmare a moment. Then sharply turns his head towards the human when she gets closer, " Cookie? What's a cookie? " Staring down at the thing she offers, peering at it as he leans forward," What is it?! " He asks, voice still soft, but his tone growing more excited.

[2012/06/30 20:36]  The Raven sighs as Hops starts to get excited and just steps around the other male to the Prince, urging Nightmare to step back

[2012/06/30 20:36]  The Human Ranger sidesteps The Raven's hand and again offers the cookie "it is a sweet treat of sorts, my favorite and I hardly ever share with anyone...take it.."

[2012/06/30 20:37]  Nightmare catches The Ravens hand signal and moves back next to him

[2012/06/30 20:38]  Hops stares at the cookie in her hand, lowering his face to look at it more closely before lifting his head to look up at the human, then back down at the cookie again. He draws his hands together, twining his fingers as he holds them slightly to the side before whispering, " What goes into it? Pixies?! "

[2012/06/30 20:39]  The Raven uses his hands to make some complicated gestures to Nightmare

[2012/06/30 20:39]  The Human Ranger shakes her head, the human clearly fascinated by this one...unusual considering him to be drow "nay, no pixies...lots of sugar, dried grapes, honey, flour, etc. etc. Have you really never had a cookie before?"

[2012/06/30 20:40]  Nightmare nods understanding to The Raven's finger talk.

[2012/06/30 20:41]  Hops slowly tilts his head again, obviously staring up at the human's face through the blindfold. He watches in silence, before turning his face as if to give the other two drow a sidelong glance, lifting hand to shield his mouth as he unsuccessfully whispers to the human without lowering his voice, " I am not given treats. I get beatings! " Widening his eyes behind the blindfold, brows raising just over the edge of the cloth before he quickly snakes the cookie away from the female, clasping it to his chest, " Thank you for the cookie. I give you a treat too and we eat together, ok? You promise? "

[2012/06/30 20:43]  The Raven nudges the Prince with an elbow, pressing his lips together to try not to grin, signing once again

[2012/06/30 20:43]  The Human Ranger looks shocked at what he said and forces herself to refrain from sneering at the other two nearby. she shakes her head and smiles warmly at him "very well, we can both share then"

[2012/06/30 20:45]  Hops nods excitedly once she agrees, still clasping the cookie delicately in one hand while he reaches into his pocket with the other, drawing out a small dried, jerky looking thing. Upon closer inspection, one would be able to tell that it were a dried pixie leg. He holds it out towards the human gleefully, waiting for her to take it from him. " These are my favorite! Now we can both have treats! "

[2012/06/30 20:45]  Nightmare nods to The Raven, schooling his expression to one of utter boerdom.

[2012/06/30 20:47]  The Human Ranger giggles lightly at his mannerisms and excitement "how very sweet of you Hops" without giving the piece of jerky too much of a look she takes a small bite, starts to chew and then waves her hand forward urging him to try the cookie as well "quite good, hmm some kind of special seasoning in this"

[2012/06/30 20:48]  The Raven can't help it, he bursts into laughter

[2012/06/30 20:49]  Hops eagerly nibbles the cookie while the human chews on the pixie jerky, nodding his head as he savors the sweet treat. " Yes! Very special seasonings as you can only find them in the fairy forests. " He points ecstatically towards the cookie with his other hand before dusting some crumbs from his mouth, " Very good treat! "

[2012/06/30 20:49]  Nightmare snickers at first, which turns into chuckling, and then soft laughters.

[2012/06/30 20:51]  The Human Ranger looks oddly over at the other two as she finishes off the jerky in two more bites. the crunching of the tiny bone could be heard as she chewed which she thought was strange for jerky to have bones but shrugged it off. wiping hands off on her skirt she reaches back into her pouch and pulls out a few more cookies to hand them to Hops then looks over at the others "not a hair on his head better be touched for this" narrowing her eyes

[2012/06/30 20:52]  The Raven speaks through laughter, "I assure you, ussta Jallil, neither of us will be beating him."

[2012/06/30 20:53]  Nightmare contunues to snort in laughter, "ohh....i ...won;t...hurt...him....for......that..." he geats out between laghing snorts

[2012/06/30 20:55]  Hops takes the cookies, eyes widening again as he lets out a soft squealing sound that trails off into silence gradually. He tucks the cookies away, hoarding them quickly to put into the pouch at his back. The half-eaten cookie goes into storage too and he reaches out in an attempt to clasp the female's hand with both of his own. " Thank you! You're so kind. What is your name? "

[2012/06/30 20:56]  The Human Ranger 's nose twitches "what the hell is wrong with both of you?" watching as they continued through bales of laughter and picking the bits of stuck meat from between her teeth with her nails, the other hand swept up in the drow's grasp "my name is Bunny" smiling over at him

[2012/06/30 20:57]  The Raven shakes his head, "nothing... nothing... just... have you ever had pixie legs before?"

[2012/06/30 20:57]  Hops holds the female's hand between his as the two drow laugh, turning his head to blink at them before looking back towards her. " (Human Ranger)! Like the meat? " Looking her over, then glancing pointedly at her head, " Why do your people name you after meat? "

[2012/06/30 20:58]  Nightmare turns around to The Raven, clasping his shoulder for support as he howls in silent laughter...

[2012/06/30 21:00]  The Human Ranger giggles "more after the living creature. was a name given by my uncles because i reminded them of the creature" she slowly turns to look at the other two "pixie legs? of course not!" then her face begins to pale a little as she starts to realize. "no, no, no...that wasn't..." turning a light shade of palish green now "oh gods please tell me it wasn't.."

[2012/06/30 21:01]  The Raven almost collapses, leaning heavily on the Prince, "HAHA... yes, yes it was."

[2012/06/30 21:02]  Hops turns his attention back to Bunny, blinking at her when she starts to look sick. He steps in a little closer then, speaking in a quiet voice, " Are you alright (Human Ranger)? You look like you're sick! We need to find you a cleric! " Grasping her hand still, looking from side to side, " We need to notify your Uncles! Where are they? What are their names? What do they look like? " His last few words picking up speed as he speaks, the pitch higher as he whips his head from side to side, looking about them as if the men would magically appear, his hair lashing through the air behind him as he turns to and fro.

[2012/06/30 21:03]  Nightmare finally gathers himself up, looking at hops and then The Raven, speaking in drow.
[2012/06/30 21:04]  Nightmare: Classic.  Absolutely vithin classic.

[2012/06/30 21:04]  The Human Ranger looks absolutely horrified and as if she would vomit. quickly grabbing her flask of whiskey she takes a swig, swishes it in her mouth, gargles with it loudly and then spits it out to the side...which happened to be in Nightmare and The Raven's direction. She takes a few gulps of the liquid, the warm fire burning her throat nicely and making her feel cleansed....she was determined not to vomit in front of them.

[2012/06/30 21:05]  The Raven backs up quickly but not quickly enough, hissing in frustration when he gets a mixture of whiskey and human saliva on his sandals

[2012/06/30 21:06]  Hops blinks rapidly when she spits the whiskey towards the drow, leaning sideways towards her as he says, " I do not think they like to be showered with spit. " Watching The Raven storm off, he skitters a little closer to the female, "I think he will give beatings! "

[2012/06/30 21:07]  The Raven growls, his mouth contorted into a sneer of rage under the demonic mask. "Watch yourself, human." He storms off behind Nightmare toward the brewers area.

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